Xray Dubs - retardedmouse tag

Retarded Mouse - Feel Safe Now

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Uni's out of the way, Retarded Mouse tells me now he's back to bashing in his skull with a 2 pound ball-pein hammer and here's the first results! This track's called Feel Safe Now and it's a 114bpm stomper.

Let's all Feel Safe Now (320kbps mp3) first cut.

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Family-friendly cabaret act

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:23:43 GMT

I am developing ideas for a Retarded Mouse stage show as a "excessively sado-masochistic family-friendly disney cabaret" act. Think mini mouse wearing a cop uniform on a three day methampethamine binge humiliating mickey with a 18" black strap on and a truncheon.

Retarded Mouse already has three songs: Everybody Take Drugs, Eat Meat, and Get Fucked Up. Which gives you some idea of the lyrical content. Musically it slow-tempo acid, i.e. Drum machine & 303 driven at around 112 - 118 bpm with some Latin feel in the rhythm section. Transcom is releasing this material.

I need stage performers (vocalists, instrumentalists, 'dancers') and other helpers. Anyone interested? An interest in uniforms, rodents and/or leather pants may be desirable. Excessive body hair, flaccid white flesh, beer guts, morbid obesity, beards, scars, inappropriate tattoos, lack of discernible talent are all welcome. No actual full frontal nudity required. Unless you want and we won't all get arrested for it.

A friend said to me "sounds like you're only realising Walt Disney's nazi vision" which is somewhere in the ball park.

Retarded Mouse Has Fucked Up Again

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:38:03 GMT

Retarded Mouse totally fucked up! Here is the proof, etched in acid. He was completely fucked up when he recorded this fuck up. It's fucked! NEW VERSION.

Let's all get Fucked Up (320kbps mp3) NEW VERSION for a limited time only.

Retarded Mouse - Slow Action Acid (mp3)

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:50:38 GMT

A new Retarded Mouse track for Sunday. This one's a slow (116bpm) acid track similar in tones to the first Retarded Mouse track Everybody Take Drugs. I'm regaining my appreciation for this type of music again, and finding it a lot more interesting to produce and funkier when it's just that little slower than the standard acid tempos. This one's got no vocal (at this point), and the sounds are decidedly much more old school. Listen to it on a big system for the big sub-bass!

Download Retarded Mouse - Slow Action Acid (320 kbps mp3)

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Sir Loin - Eat Meat (mp3)

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:34:12 GMT

Alright, lots happening here chez Victor Xray this week. Apart from the university exam (ANCH7230 Early Roman Empire, that I'm doing for my M.A.), that is. The vinyl should be available any time soon, I was told this last week, but the promo stock hasn't arrived yet however it should be very soon. Also coming up is a release of my tracks through iTunes courtesy of the venerable Brisbane label Transcom.

However in the mean time, I discovered this Easter yet another one of those novelty releases on my hard drive, with permission to upload onto my website.

This one is by some old drug-fucked geezer who goes by the name of Sir Loin. (that's L-O-I-N not L-I-O-N). This track, I think it's meant to be a double entendre, is called Eat Meat. Like the Retarded Mouse release, there's lyrics;

Eat my meat
It's a treat that can't be beat
Comes replete
With a species of conceit

(Eat Meat)

Rump your fillet
T-Bone your tenderloin
Lamb shank my brisket
Butt fillet cutlet

(Eat Meat)

Anyway, enjoy your red meat rare! - Sir Loin - Eat Meat (mp3)

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