Andre Rieu: a review (NSFW)
A chimp riding a bicycle, smoking a cigar, grinning like a maniac, scraping a fiddle.
Discount Adult Zone - King Of The Goats
Happy New Year from Xray Dubs with this new track from a new project.
Discount Adult Zone is a new music project from Xray Dubs. It's a house/disco style project around the 120bpm tempo. The name comes from a certain shop Dennis and I spotted on the highway up to Toowoomba. Lookout for the track "Withcott Swingers" sometime soon.
I've got a bunch of Discount Adult Zone tracks in a half-prepared state, this is the latest one I made over Xmas/NY period - in fact I wrote it all today. It's called "King of the Goats", boomy and stompy and stroppy and priapic like an old billy goat. It just sort of seemed to write itself really.
Download Discount Adult Zone - King Of The Goats 320kbps MP3.
Every time we sneeked a peek back at the channel to see what fresh horrors awaited us, he was doing pop or musical hall numbers, like a Michael Jackson song (he murdered a version of "Ben", for instance), or a Lloyd-Webber number, etc.
So no matter how crappily played on his "fiddle" accompanied by his "band" (see Richard Tognetti's comments about the imposter's career and playing ability), anyone who defends the monster by saying "he brings classical music to people who don't listen to classical music" is lying. MOST OF THE REPERTOIRE IS NOT CLASSICAL MUSIC. Like how hard is it to go to a fucking Borders or HMV and buy a random CD of Bach or Mozart concertos played by a proper orchestra anyway.
He's a fucking cunt.