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Family-friendly cabaret act

mini mouse wearing a cop uniform on a three day methampethamine binge humiliating mickey with a black 18 inch strap-on and a truncheon

I am developing ideas for a Retarded Mouse stage show as a "excessively sado-masochistic family-friendly disney cabaret" act. Think mini mouse wearing a cop uniform on a three day methampethamine binge humiliating mickey with a 18" black strap on and a truncheon.

Retarded Mouse already has three songs: Everybody Take Drugs, Eat Meat, and Get Fucked Up. Which gives you some idea of the lyrical content. Musically it slow-tempo acid, i.e. Drum machine & 303 driven at around 112 - 118 bpm with some Latin feel in the rhythm section. Transcom is releasing this material.

I need stage performers (vocalists, instrumentalists, 'dancers') and other helpers. Anyone interested? An interest in uniforms, rodents and/or leather pants may be desirable. Excessive body hair, flaccid white flesh, beer guts, morbid obesity, beards, scars, inappropriate tattoos, lack of discernible talent are all welcome. No actual full frontal nudity required. Unless you want and we won't all get arrested for it.

A friend said to me "sounds like you're only realising Walt Disney's nazi vision" which is somewhere in the ball park.